Friday, June 18, 2010

Crime Stoppers Gets their Man and their Woman

Things got a little dodgie in the Georgetown Marketplace today. There were criminals and cops everywhere. They must have run out of room at the local police station because a new holding cell was located in the mall and was in constant use.

Local shoppers were shocked to see several well known citizens caught up in the obvious sting operation. With fearful expressions some skirted the proceeding as they tried to avoid being caught up in the operation.
The judge was a curiousity all by himself. Look at the mean look on his face. And what self respecting judge has to wear a hockey helmet to protect himself?
The charges were scandalous and locking some of these characters up was simply the right thing to do.
Unfortunately bail was set ridiculously low by Judge Louie The Wig and many soft hearted citizens came forward with cash to get their chronies out of the brig. But maybe they coughed up the dough just to get the judge to quit harrassing them.
Curly Kentner seen here, had obviously just been in a scrap before being arrested. As typically happens, his wife showed up to bail him out again.
Pinky Fogal was crying for her mother, who failed to show up due to a more pressing appointment with her hair dresser. In the end a couple of real estate hot shots made bail for her nad she in now back out on the street.
Citizens beware!

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